superficial

  1. this fucking guy, lol

  2. Lemmiwinks

    That ain’t Chaos, that’s Crap.

  3. MeanMrsMustard

    I don’t always use a pen, but when I do it’s to write a request for growth hormones.

  4. Batu Khan

    Who says Terry Richardson isn’t improving?!

  5. Dude looks good for 67. He’s looked like this for about 30 years now, but he’s finally at the age where you can say he looks good for it.

  6. cc

    I can see it now.

    Chaos…Inspired by discarded chewing gum and candy wrappers.

  7. EricLR

    When you need a watch that says “Hey, I’m covered in Axe Body Spray and have herpes,” chose Chaos

  8. tlmck

    Nope. No roids there.

    • The_Ouroboros

      Who gives a fuck? Whatever kind of steroids that he has that makes him looks like this at 67, 3 years younger than the age that I plan to rocket myself into the Grand Canyon, I’ll take and live long enough to hate 80. He still convincingly looks like he could fuck someone and not explode.

  9. Sly has many talents, watch design is not one of them.

  10. It takes a confident man to wear a cuckoo clock on his wrist.

  11. Yea, he looks tough now, but Defence Against the Dark Arts instructors do NOT have a happy history.

  12. broduhjenner

    the ad should read, “a watch is timeless. sly’s career on the other hand…” get it? because it’s a watch commercial.

  13. Heywood Jablomie

    Hey, I ain’t no bum.

  14. Ay, yo..what do I need a watch for? I just tell the time by the sun castin’ shadows off my veins

  15. guy

    This picture is old…I saw it about 3 months ago.

  16. Ha ha, this is like the Ed Hardy of pens and watches. I can’t believe Montegrappa would release some shit like this.

  17. His plastic surgeon has apparently repaired the damage that the last one caused. Ok…let’s leave it alone for now Sly. Stop while you’re ahead.

  18. Look at Sly…pretending like he can write.

  19. Human Growth Hormones are a helluva drug. That watch is gaudy and pretentious.

  20. Turn the timepiece in the right way and it opens a wormhole to summon the Steroidicon Overlords.

  21. ty

    “Yo, I want to be able to point this fucking pen anywhere and have it write on the paper on the desk over there. Speaking of which, did anyone find my remote?”

  22. Schadenfreude

    This guy didn’t even really box and his face is more messed up than Mike Tyson’s!

  23. creemygoodness

    “I used this pen to write The Expendables movies.”
    “Uh, Sly, there’s no ink in it.”
    “And?”

  24. “I don’t always take HGH, but when I do, I prefer it be placed in the secret compartment in this unobtrusive watch.

    Stay abnormally foreheaded, my friends.”

  25. Look, everyone! It’s Deney Terrio. Let’s go get his autograph and see if he still has that Dance Fever.

  26. JJ

    easy IV start

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