Sylvester Stallone modeling the 'Chaos' timepiece that he designed for Montegrappa. -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
this fucking guy, lol
That ain’t Chaos, that’s Crap.
I don’t always use a pen, but when I do it’s to write a request for growth hormones.
Who says Terry Richardson isn’t improving?!
Dude looks good for 67. He’s looked like this for about 30 years now, but he’s finally at the age where you can say he looks good for it.
I can see it now.
Chaos…Inspired by discarded chewing gum and candy wrappers.
When you need a watch that says “Hey, I’m covered in Axe Body Spray and have herpes,” chose Chaos
Nope. No roids there.
Who gives a fuck? Whatever kind of steroids that he has that makes him looks like this at 67, 3 years younger than the age that I plan to rocket myself into the Grand Canyon, I’ll take and live long enough to hate 80. He still convincingly looks like he could fuck someone and not explode.
“fuck someone and not explode.” Holy shit, I am stealing that.
[literally laughing out loud]
He looks good.
Sly has many talents, watch design is not one of them.
It takes a confident man to wear a cuckoo clock on his wrist.
Yea, he looks tough now, but Defence Against the Dark Arts instructors do NOT have a happy history.
the ad should read, “a watch is timeless. sly’s career on the other hand…” get it? because it’s a watch commercial.
Hey, I ain’t no bum.
Ay, yo..what do I need a watch for? I just tell the time by the sun castin’ shadows off my veins
This picture is old…I saw it about 3 months ago.
Ha ha, this is like the Ed Hardy of pens and watches. I can’t believe Montegrappa would release some shit like this.
His plastic surgeon has apparently repaired the damage that the last one caused. Ok…let’s leave it alone for now Sly. Stop while you’re ahead.
Look at Sly…pretending like he can write.
Human Growth Hormones are a helluva drug. That watch is gaudy and pretentious.
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