1. He’s already dead…there’s no soul left to feed on Madonna.

  2. You know, with all the training, and all the treatments, in the right outfit, with the right hair color and styling, in the right light, with the right expression, with large enough sunglasses, and from the right angle, Madonna can almost pull off what Heather Graham will look like when she’s 70.

  3. All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.

  4. What’s with the crucifix? Isn’t she a Jewish mystic/celebrityfuckwit?

  5. Mama Pinkus

    all the money she spends on plastic surgery and she still looks old

  6. If someone showed up to my funeral looking like they were on their way to a rockabilly show, I’d be out of my coffin so fast even Kristen Stewart would show an expression of shock and amazement.

  7. You can say a lot of not-so-nice things about her, but you gotta admit a succubus visiting her victims is pretty thoughtful

  8. Mad’s looks like she’s auditioning for a the role in a reboot of John Waters’ Cry Baby…as Hatchet Face.

  9. Does she know the deceased or is she there just to feed off the crowd’s misery?

  10. She hides her horns well.

  11. So, she’s back to being a catholic now?

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