1. shonzie

    I didn’t know she had laser vision. Is Seal there?

  2. What do you mean “Have I gone Seal clubbing lately?”?

  3. Batu Khan

    Bitch, you ask me one more time if Seal’s dick is as big as this microphone…

  4. I'mCool

    Sometimes the new fembots freeze up and you have to whack them in the head to get them working again.

  5. tlmck

    “Heidi, is it true that you are not actually qualified to judge talent?”

  6. “Ms. Klum! Sally Davis from Teen Kids news. Is it true you let Seal put his pee pee in your husband hole? And if so, how gross was it?”

  7. AWOL

    “Excuse me, my eyes are up here!

    However, my mouth is down there.”

  8. Someone just got cut in half with laser vision for humming ‘Kiss from a Rose’.

  9. “There would be a lot less so called talent if they would tell us where the gong was.”

  10. “This fellow in back of me, who apparently thinks he’s my ex, is standing just a little bit too damned close if you ask me…”

  11. “NO Howie! I will NOT take a hand sanitizer shower with you!”

  12. My first thought was that Maria Shriver looked halfway decent for once…

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