Jennifer Aniston on the set of 'Squirrels to the Nuts' in New York City. (July 23, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Her glasses are hanging from her neckline. She could hang her hat on one of her nipples – and a jacket on the other.
Squirrel to the nuts… Or Brad to Angelina..
So “Squirrels to the Nuts” is a touching portrait of a woman who tries one unflattering, old-lady hairstyle after another?
If that is Bill O’Reilly in the background, then we know what the ‘nuts’ in the movie title is about.
she’s like that 40-something divorced lady that lived down your block when you were in junior high, and every block party she would wear a swimsuit that showed just enough skin to make you uncomfortably hard in front of everyone, but furiously wank to later that night.
That would have made my teen years much more interesting…
I bet she’ll get an oscar with that movie.
Wow, Kathy Bates went on a crash diet
“What are you talking about, ‘it must be a little chilly today?’ It’s the middle of Jul–ohhh. Brad, you little–er, I mean John–I mean…you know who I mean!”
She’s hiding the nuts in her bra. Obviously.
Hey, who’s the middle aged Yenta with the pokies?
Seriously, those boobs just don’t quit.
She must get paid by the hardened nipple hour.
She seriously needs to consider wearing smooth, curved metal plates under her bra. Does she have adamantium nipples?
I figure it’s buttons sewn into the inside of the cups.
I’m down. Always. Since ’94.
“Let me ask you, dude, don’t you think I’ve got the best looking tits you’ve ever seen?”
“Well, now that you mention it…no.”
when nipples attack
“As I’ve said before, the Rachel haircut was the ugli… (sees this picture)…oh my god, I’m sorry Rachel haircut, my bad.
She just has nipple implants, right? Or are all her bras designed by the costumer for Batman Forever?
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