superficial

  1. “Here’s your car Dr. Scholls”
    “Very funny, please put my cream back”

  2. alex

    Has he been officially diagnosed with acromegaly? Looking more and more like Richard Kiel by the day….

  3. EricLR

    Quick, shut the door before he starts quoting Elmore Leonard!!!

  4. He totally reminds me of a guy who would chat up a paparazzi for hours. Just like such a narcissist that he will talk about himself to anyone who will listen.

  5. “I like the way you parked my car. I’m going to use that in my next movie. Give you credit? No, we’ll call it an homage. It’s most of my genius.”

  6. “Five more FEET to your car Mister Tarantino… four more FEET… three more FEET…”

  7. “Come back! I have more useless shit to talk about!”
    “DRIVE!”

  8. ty

    Now you know why you will never see him and Gerard Depardieu in the same room.

  9. “Look, Dumbo, park my fucking car or I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. Got it?”

  10. Johnny Barbells

    “FRANKENSTEIN SLEEPY.”

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