Can’t believe her last boyfriend accused her of stalking.
You’re doing it wrong kid. You’ll learn, you’ll learn….
Walking in those heals is a talent in itself.
Spelling ‘heels’ like that is another.
Interesting. I never had trouble with mistakes like that until a few months ago. Now I confuse threw and through; their, there, and they’re; our and are…
I am starting to worry.
Hopefully you’re not developing Alzimmin…no, wait…Azmilanus…no, hang on…Alzeyemosten….FUCK! What’s that called again?
Desperate nanny in stripper heels.
If Seth Green hopes to keep dating a hottie like Eva Longoria, he’d better start doing things like holding the door open for her!
‘…look kid, my last decent paycheck was when that Housewives thing ended. I’ll give you a handjob and read you a story afterwards but it will cost you two GI Joes, a packet of Skittles, and a chewed pencil.’
she looks ridiculous
I clicked on it because I thought it was Khloe Kardashian.
“Only go after the wallets in open purses and jackets on the backs of chairs. Momma doesn’t want to do another appearance on Master Chef.”
“George Clooney? …What are you doing in there?”
She ain’t got no panties on either !
She don’t wear ’em ! !
I’ll bet her pussy tastes like high octane guacamole and blue corn tortilla chips!
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