superficial

  1. joe

    Paint me like one of your French trash bags.

  2. Batu Khan

    W.T.F.??!! And no, I’m not talking about the Wrestling Takedown Federation!

  3. Too many fucking celebrity Kates! Is this the one from Titanic or the one from Lord of the Rings? Cuz either way….. gah!

  4. EricLR

    Screw Versace, just give me a burlap sack, I guess.

  5. He shouted it again, but Kate ignored him. He wasn’t referencing the movie or the boat. He was referring to her.

  6. tlmck

    So the sex change procedure is going well I see.

  7. After having endured laborious hours of makeup and prosthetics in the production of her last historical drama, Ms. Winslet decided this time to commit to cheese snacks in preparation for the making of her next film, “The Eater.”

  8. Colonel Brandon must be having some buyer’s remorse by now.

  9. Titanic thighs.

  10. That dress looks like it has a snatch of it’s own!!!

  11. On the plus side, Kate has managed to grow a nice set of sideburns.

  12. cc

    That dress is sexxxyyyyyyy.

  13. Ruuuuuuiiiiiiined….*sob*.

  14. We’re gonna’ need a bigger canvas.

  15. The Titanic II sets sail… grocery bag in hand

  16. When did she turn into Bijou Phillips?

  17. When did Christopher Walken get a sex change?

  18. After seeing Lena Dunham in 2023, the Doctor refused to leave his Tardis ever again.

  19. “Draw me like one of your French girls, Jack.”

    “…

    …no.”

  20. Weaselmouse

    Uhm… She IS pregnant, y’all.

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