“Sorry guys, Justin is texting me to come over to help him try on some outfits…
He seems really down and needs another girl’s perspective”
I hope that Ms Gomez celebrated her 21st bday with a rousing orgy.
Given the company she used to keep god knows she must crave a good boning.
You know it’s a good party when the birthday girl is disinterestedly texting while being fondled by a serial killer.
You know your birthday party sucks when you would prefer playing Angry Birds on your cell phone.
BRB, 4nd btr byfrd u pus3
“Hang on” (typing) …a dick, Beibs “Okay, I’m ready.”
This chick creeps me out. 21 years old with a 12 year old’s face. Breaks my mental fantasy gearbox every time.
She could make a killing in the porn business with a face like that.
Correction. She could “own” the porn business with a face like that.
Her party is just as boring as she is.
An assortment of douches
that guy looks like ethan hawke
I was going with Scott Disck
It’s not Ethan Hawke???
“Hi folks, welcome to Chuck E. Cheese’s Pizza Time Theatre! My name is André and I’ll be serving you today. Can I start you all off with some cheesy bread and some cokes?”
The Rock’s gay brother is going to lay the thmack down.
He looks like Glenn from celebheights.
She is quite the heavy hitter. Kristen Stewart, (fat) Busy Phillips, Will Arnett, and A-Rod all showed up. Good for her.
Ashley Benson will be the one to sell Selena Gomez’s sex-tape.
She is so hot. Sadly we all know she is texting that fucktard Bieber in this pic.
‘Legs, ass, drunk….time to make my move…face, ‘registered sex offender’?….legs, ass…
Hold on… when you guys reported she had done a train, I didn’t something so tame.
…didn’t [think I’d see] something…
So bored. Partying with my girls and the creepy guys who we bribed to buy us beer! Justin, Do you know where I can get a fake ID? UR so street baby!
I guess you missed the caption that told you this was her 21st birthday, eh? lol
Damn Biebs, that dude is all into your girlfriend’s business….
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