I want my 500+ faps back.
Pink spike platforms with a green mini-dress?? *ugh*
the fruits at TMZ were going on about her ‘legs’ like she was a supermodel. I wouldn’t pick my teeth with those things.
Don’t discriminate–stick bugs can be supermodels, too.
I don’t know why that made me laugh aloud, but it did.
Evil really does come in the most beautiful packages.
Some pretty twigs there.
So she will have infected our entire planet, and the invasion will come.
Interesting shoe style reversal. In a traditional design, the stilletto heel is thinner than the leg.
She needs to be on the Kelly Brook diet…
Oop! Got the fuck-me-pumps on! Any girls ready fore this?!
First non-cartoon female I’ve seen where the waist is 2/3 of the way up the body.
Out prowling for her next hit album.
She does have that Barbie doll thing going for her.
Why does she always look like somebody just blew air up her ass?
That’s offered as a treatment on the Upper West Side.
She always walks like a baby foal tentatively taking its first steps that I want to have sex with.
You, ah, want to have sex with a baby horse?
I stand by my original statement.
Why do we keep seeing Taylor Swift walking to and fro in front of that second hand store? I fear something is amiss…
“to and fro” and “amiss”? HILARIOUS! You go boy, I enjoy your style of comedy.
We were so poor we had to use jam tins and string for stilts.
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