David Beckham at The Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Sports Awards in Los Angeles. (July 17, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Who is the intern that released the shit that was meant for Kim Kardashian too early?
So Tom Cruise is so rich he ejaculates gold? Is that it?
You stop that Bryan Singer! David is too old for you!
Bend it like tubgirl.
Pssst…I think King Midas likes you.
Yeah, that’s how it feels sometimes.
Do you at least close your mouth?
That would just make it even messier.
What are you doing later?
Mr. Hitachi. Clean as a whistle, sharp as a thistle, best in all Westminster, yeah!
Damnit, now we’re going to have to send Victoria in there disguised as a bounty hunter and carrying Khloe Kardashian on a leash.
Is he doing German porn now?
I didn’t know they dyed the semen now.
This is what happens when you sit behind LeAnn Rimes in an awards ceremony.
Where will you be when diarrhea hits?
Everything King Midas touches DOES turn to gold. Even jizz!
I think we’ve seen enough “gold bukkake” jokes for one photo, so I’ll let it pass.
Off camera, Donald Trump takes a 50 caliber bullet to the head.
Really? You mean for FUCKING REAL? Donald Trump offed himself? Oh joyous, happy day…huh? You were just kidding? Well FUCK! Did he at least leave the bullet laying around?
Yep. now go lick my jizz from your mothers b-hole.
David Beckham would learn not to get too close to Richard Gere while he was playing with his golden griffin.
When they said “Tywin Lannister shits gold” I never believed, but…
Who let Tony Stark beat off with the suit on again?
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