superficial

  1. He had a special system installed in his car which allows the car to only start when he yells “Huuuaaaaaaa!”

  2. He’s just gettin warmed up!

  3. DOC! DOC! THE FLUX CAPACITOR! 80 MILES PER HOUR! I GOTTA GET BACK TO 1984!!! AW FUCK ME I WASN’T IN BACK TO THE FUTURE!

  4. YadaYada

    “He’s an absenteeeeeeee valet!”

  5. Eric

    Every time I get out of this lane they drag me back in.

  6. THIS HIGHWAY IS OUTTA ORDER!
    THIS LANE IS OUTTA ORDER!!
    THIS PAYTOLL IS OUTTA ORDER!!!!!

  7. “I’m drivin’ here…I’m drivin’ here…up yours, you son of a bitch…”
    (Goddamnit! I knew I shoulda taken that part instead of letting Hoffman have it…”)

  8. HandsomeMatt

    “OHHH!! Ya see that? I just ran the fucker over! AHAAAHAA!”

  9. Alright OnStar, GIMME ALL YOU GOT! GIMME ALL YOU GOT!!!

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