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  1. “DAMMIT! WHERE’S THE PUB!?”

  2. Polk

    Didn’t he just die of a heroin overdose?

  3. Short Round

    I want everyone to know that I wasn’t drunk and that riding lawn mower was borrowed not stolen and I didn’t drive it into a bar…. it was a pub.

  4. Veronika Larsson

    “Waiter! Hurry, my blood alcohol level has dropped below its normal .32!”

  5. Joe Blow

    Hey, that’s the bag that Navarro used to carry the stolen override device. That can only mean one thing…

  6. JimBB

    WE HAVE TO MOVE FAST! IF I”M NOT DRUNK WITHIN THE NEXT HOUR, THE TERRORISTS WIN!!

  7. Suck It Trebek

    Jack Bauer’s twin gay brother?

  8. “Thimon Cowell, eat your heart out!”

  9. kiolb

    GRAVITAS

  10. “…and don’t you dare make me sit in the back seat of the limo…”

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