“Professor Flitwick has caught the golden snitch !
Ravenclaw wins the match and the House Cup ! “
“Hey Brett Ratner…”
He’s a circus quality midget. Respect
He was the bad guy in the original Wild Wild West TV series. Right?
A VIP screening of a movie that’s been out of the theaters for over a year?
VIP stands for “Very Itty-bitty Person”
He curses Dinklage nightly.
‘Ha ha ha! Who’s the shrimp, now?!’
“Out of the way, peck!”
And do you ever imagine you’re a giant shrimp on a tiny man’s dong, or is that just me too?
I don’t think I really want to know what he plans to do with that.
“You think you’d gotten them all but you forget about the eggs…”
“Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times…”
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