1. Lee Jordan

    “Professor Flitwick has caught the golden snitch !
    Ravenclaw wins the match and the House Cup ! “

  2. “Hey Brett Ratner…”

  3. He’s a circus quality midget. Respect

  4. big girls blouse

    He was the bad guy in the original Wild Wild West TV series. Right?

  5. A VIP screening of a movie that’s been out of the theaters for over a year?

  6. Voice of Reisling

    He curses Dinklage nightly.

  7. ‘Ha ha ha! Who’s the shrimp, now?!’

  8. “Out of the way, peck!”

  9. MRF

    And do you ever imagine you’re a giant shrimp on a tiny man’s dong, or is that just me too?

  10. I don’t think I really want to know what he plans to do with that.

  11. “You think you’d gotten them all but you forget about the eggs…”

  12. “Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times…”

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