superficial

  1. PassingTrue

    Yes, she’s definitely in sag harbor.

  2. So many BBC entered her mouth over the years that she cannot close her jaw anymore.

  3. “OK, so after we leave here, we go to Ass Cove, then Frump Station…wait a minute, are you guys fucking with me again?”

  4. Cock Dr

    More proof that unless you’re a burn victim or a monkey ripped your face off it’s not a good idea to have more than 10 plastic surgeries on your face.

  5. When single shines the triple sun
    What was sundered and undone
    Shall be whole, the two made one
    By gelfling hand or else by none.

  6. Suck It Trebek

    And in other news property values in the Hamptons plummet!

  7. RayJ

    I gotta pee

  8. Kim…fer fuck sake, tits or GTFO!

  9. “Do you have something big and black that will fit me comfortably?”

  10. kushiro

    “Me-sa so bombad drivin’ dat big SUV like Gungan Jedi, Anakin! What, you-sa no like reality TV? How wude!”

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