Yes, she’s definitely in sag harbor.
She’s in Sag Everywhere.
So many BBC entered her mouth over the years that she cannot close her jaw anymore.
“OK, so after we leave here, we go to Ass Cove, then Frump Station…wait a minute, are you guys fucking with me again?”
More proof that unless you’re a burn victim or a monkey ripped your face off it’s not a good idea to have more than 10 plastic surgeries on your face.
When single shines the triple sun
What was sundered and undone
Shall be whole, the two made one
By gelfling hand or else by none.
And in other news property values in the Hamptons plummet!
I gotta pee
Kim…fer fuck sake, tits or GTFO!
“Do you have something big and black that will fit me comfortably?”
“Me-sa so bombad drivin’ dat big SUV like Gungan Jedi, Anakin! What, you-sa no like reality TV? How wude!”
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