OK now Scott, make sure you reach around (like I showed you)
and grab her breast as you pull away… More, more, that’s it…
My friend — Hailey — and I got on my uncle’s boat. My mom stood on the dock smiling, and waved goodbye. As we left the dock and headed to my uncle’s cabin, I started to wonder what this summer would hold in store for us. Two young, sexually inexperienced girls and my uncle, recently widowed and very lonely.
Kris: “Aaaannd…ACTION….OK, more feeling….”
I think you mean: “This time with less feeling.”
You see a picture like this and wonder how something so staged is called “Reality TV”
So many of the world’s problems would disappear with just one “Titanic” moment!
Great parenting job, Alec. While you’re out yachting with your half-assed yoga instructor, LOOK WHAT’S HAPPENING!
This one’s not his daughter, it’s his niece.
Not Alec’s kid.
Somali pirates are never around when you need them.
My money would still be on Kris…the devil always wins.
Kim and Khloe would just marry them.
Hailey Baldwin: “Ohmigod, Dat Ass.”
Film Crew behind Kris: “OHMIGOD DAT ASS!”
“Kris Jenner, Kendall Jenner, Scott Disick, and Hailey Baldwin AND PREREQUISITE CAMERA CREW in The Hamptons.”
After seeing certain previous photos, and looking at this one, does anyone besides me get the feeling that Scott Suckdick…I mean DISICK…is making plans to make moves on the Jenner sisters?
“Oh, Kris. Don’t you worry. I’ll be sure to ‘take care’ of them.”
” . . . And cut. Okay, bring in the Black guys.”
Reality TV shoes require a minimum of:
2x Cameramen, 1 Lighting/Reflector guy,
1x Boom tech, 1x Audio Engineer,
a Producer, a Director, and the Talent.
No wonder the people in the Hamptons
dread these Reality Whores “stopping by”.
The Douche Boat….Soon will be making another run! The Douche Boat, promises dry heaves for everyone!
Oh those special, private moments on summer holiday, shared only with close family, friends, and the camera and sound crew.
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