1. dontkillthemessenger

    The chances of Alec Baldwin and some asshole named Slater Trout fucking her up had to be at least 97%.

  2. bob

    Does this vapid shell ever get dressed and leave the beach? Must be nice being born into money.

  3. That’s not hair dye. Her fbuddy squirted into her hair.
    What? They like grape soda? Right?

  4. George P Burdell

    Her wicked stepmother would be doing yoga in that outfit on that rail.

  5. I guess in the post-Instagram world, this is how you announce your ass is legal.

  6. Given the hair and outfit, I’m going to go out on a limb and say that this was taken the same day as the other one (from the June 24th TCWM), and the new thing to do is take a bunch at once to post later, to spread out the whoring when you feel you’ve had a photogenic day.

  7. Kay

    Maybe Kris Jenner can “manage” her on the side. I’m sure plenty of NBA balllers would pay for her services.

  8. *sniff sniff* Ahh. She still has that new lesbian smell.

  9. This reminds me of times in the 60′s when we would walk down to the beach to sit on the lifeguard tower to watch the sun set. Of course, we were always smoking a joint. ♫ ♪ “Gold and rose, the color of a dream I had, not so lo-ong ago… ♫ ♪ — Jimi Hendrix

  10. michaelmaher

    She looks gorgeous and happy. She’s a teenager, people.

  11. Facts

    Ireland, ask your father about he New Years Eve he was in Las Vegas and dragged home a hooker while he was married to your mother.

    He was so intoxicated he was vomiting in the cab.

  12. Stryfe

    I hope Slater gaped that fucking thing.

  13. Michael

    She’s a lesbian now? BOO!

  14. Kimmykimkim

    Did she include her hourly rates with this advertisement? Does she have any specials, like, maybe discounted rates if you keep her for, say, two to three days? Does she charge extra for anal?

  15. Not gonna lie as she is simply average but knowing know she is tino females and hopefully a lesbian porn movie say “Lesbian Asshole licking” turns me on.

  16. If a hooker dies in your motel room, the good part is that the second hour is free.

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