God I love this women.
For crying out loud, why do you have to make it so easy?
She does look quite inviting.
We can joke all we want she’s still winning. I don’t look half as good in a bikini as her. Granted, I’m a guy with a beer gut.
I don’t think that’s subliminal at all, although my popsicle just dripped a little.
Gotta say she looks better in a dress than a bikini. Just way more, uh, feminine?
time to take a picture of myself in the position, and photoshop it in
why the fuck can’t you at least add a caption saying who the person is or something? that’s what bugs me about these “crap we missed” posts
Umm…. look to the right of the pic, asshole.
well you can narrow it down that she’s not a kardashian ’cause she’s sticking something white in her mouth
As long as we’re sharing gripes, the thing that bugs me about “The Crap We Missed” posts is fucking nimrods in the comments that piss and moan about not being told who the celebs are. It’s not called “TheBiographical.com”, jackass – use a search engine.
Baahahahaha, damned straight!
That is one smooth, firm-looking thigh.
I suspect the other one is likewise yummy. I think it would be fun to tickle both of her thighs at the same time with my ears!
pants suddenly tight
Taking a page from the Heidi Montag and Courtney Stodden book on how to pose for the paps I see…
No, no. They try and copy her, and do a much poorer job.
wrong. people have actually heard of Heidi and Courtney.
Thought this was Amber Heard.
So in Miami they sell dong shaped ice ?
Isn’t this how masturbation porn usually starts? The girl licks the dildo, then spreads her legs and puts it up her pussy? That’s how it goes, right? I, um…I wouldn’t know about such things.
*stops commenting, goes to youporn*
Not shown: the teenage boys and dirty old men standing around her in a half circle watching her eat.
Just more slutty looking trash trashing up the world with stupid, in-your-face “sexuality” that isn’t sexual. Fuck you for posting all this bullshit. Why the fuck do I keep coming back?
“Pent-up sexual aggression, party of one? Your table is ready.”
Hmmmmmm Think the fabric might have been misplaced!
I’m just going to sit here staring in case she decides to uncross and re-cross her legs the other way…
Well, everything here appears to be subtle.
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