1. mamamiasweetpeaches

    “wheres the flood, ya’ll?”

  2. “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya.”

  3. Josephus

    On behalf of the City of Brotherly Love…we know what we have to do.

    See you on the other side.

  4. Animal

    I’ve never liked the word “titties,” but it certainly applies here.

  5. “You mean this ain’t where they make cream cheese?”

  6. Henry

    Work on that posture, bro.

  7. She should stick with yoga pants.

  8. Salad Face

    Miley Cyrus skulks away after pillaging a Janet Jackson “Escapade” video time capsule.

    It was boots. She took the boots.

    • Cock Dr

      Thigh high black leather bitch boots…it’s what to wear when it’s 100 degrees.

      • jerseygirl71

        Exactly, Dr., it was a hundred friggin’ degrees today around here. Why do these h-wood twats wear Uggs and high boots in this weather, only makes them look more retarded than they already are. No mean feat for this inbred bumpkin….

  9. My name is Miley Cyrus from Mobile Alabama
    And i just wanna say since listenin to Kanye’s workout tape
    I been able to date outside the family, I got a double wide
    And I rode a plane, rode a plane, rode a plane

  10. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Practicing the pregnant pose already. Daddy’s been busy.

  11. Bionic_Crouton

    Somewhere a Musketeer is walking around barefoot.

  12. cc

    She’s in the new movie The Chipmunketeers.

  13. UFF

    That’s it! I’m buying her a bra. And smaller sunglasses. And a new face.

  14. The boots are the only thing I’ll allow her to keep on during our session later.

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