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  1. Smapdi

    Is she re-shooting a scene from “Maid in Manhattan”?

  2. mamamiasweetpeaches

    “HOUSE KEEEEP-INGGGG!”

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    Vieja.

  4. Josephus

    Jennifer Lopez in “Tyler Perry’s ‘Madea From the Block’”

  5. Jarrod

    It’s good to kick off the girdle sometimes.

  6. Somewhere Arnold is sporting major wood to this.

  7. Johnny P!

    Wow. Celebrities who go to Toronto to chill thinking there are no paps there or people with celphones are so sadly mistaken…

    • Pierce Bronzetan

      I live in Toronto. Interestingly enough, dunno if it’s because we are stereotypically “polite”, but we ARE pretty relaxed when it comes to celebrities. We see one and go “Men’h.” They have even mentioned they like the relaxed atmosphere. Another thing we don’t go for is cheerleaders – well, we go for them… it’s just not “cool” to be one here like in the States.

      • Johnny P!

        Agreed Pierce.
        Maybe we’ll meet in a pub on Yonge Street (or King, Or Queen, or Spadina….) to discuss this one day….

      • cc

        Me too…I’ll meet you at The Spotted Dick.

      • Johnny P!

        That still exists?
        Nah, make it Spirits Bar & Grill or Sunday at The Artful Dodger when Tina’s working the back patio…

      • cc

        Actually, up until a few months ago I would have recommended the Coach and Four in Oakville. Not for the food (sucks) or because of any good microbrew (they don’t have) but because of one of the waitresses. She had, no word of a lie, the best ass anyone I know has ever seen. People who had never even been there had heard of her, it was that famous. Sadly, after a couple of years, she’s moved on.

  8. Chaz has relaxed his testosterone intake as of late…

  9. Is this that ugly old maid that Arnold was doing?

  10. tidbit

    Rhoda Morgenstern in Toronto. (July 17, 2012)

  11. Bigalkie

    oink oink

  12. Henry

    She’s even sporting chancletas. Oh, Jenny.

  13. “Dammit, Lupita, I swear to god, if I don’t see those goddamn drapes spotless, I’ll… Oh, I’m sorry. Good morning, Miss Lopez. You look…. lovely?”

  14. Bonky

    Casper can really be a handful. Every afternoon around 4pm Jen has to walk around the neighborhood, calling out his name, trying to bring him home for his dinner and bath.

  15. Looking more and more like she is actually from the block.

  16. Do you smell what The Rock is cookin’?

  17. KillTheKing

    When did she get cancer?

  18. She needs to dump that young pup in favor of an old fuck like me. I may not always cut the mustard, but I’ll always lick the jar!

  19. mrsmass

    shit, i thought this was Chyna from the thumbnail.

  20. MorganRoyale

    At least she’s not letting the chemo keep her down!

  21. Fingergod

    From judging on “American Idol” to spokesperson for Aunt Jemima. Things are tough for everybody these days.

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