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  1. Contusion

    Nice collection of aluminum cans. Get used to it.

  2. Frank Burns

    Okay . . . is one of the new flavors of Pepsi called “unknown spokesman”?

  3. The flavors in this order:

    Xtreme Menstrat1on
    Pwer Pool Wa2er
    24K Shwer

  4. Drink it to believe what?

  5. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Drumroll please. Now hand me the Mentos.

  6. Mike Walker

    Guy in back: Why don’t I got no Pepsis? Ain’t nuttin’ fo me!

  7. Cock Dr

    Because this nation needs more soda pop!

  8. New Pepsi flavors??? Brilliant idea, I’m surprised nobody has thought of this before. What could possibly go wrong?

  9. Bonky

    What’s really sad is that 20 years from now he will look back on his career and this will be the high point.

  10. Bionic_Crouton

    This will be the best idea since New Coke and Crystal Pepsi!

    • cc

      I was just going to say….the market was clamoring for these new flavors?

      • I remember reading somewhere that Japan has this crazy soft drink culture where hundreds of new beverages are introduced (and mostly discontinued) every year. And that’s just Japan; lots of countries have what we would consider off-beat flavorings: Fanta (which is to say, Coca-Cola) makes a honeydew soda in Taiwan and a black-currant flavor in some African countries. These new Pepsi flavors—Cherry Vanilla and Paradise Mango—were very possibly developed with the international market in mind, but hey, why not launch them here and see if anything catches on?

        Also, remember that Dr. Brown’s Cel-Ray Soda (yes, celery-flavored soda!) I mentioned earlier this week? I just found this. This was really a thing that was manufactured for Japan a few years ago.

        [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/18/cucumber-109_323.jpg[/img]

  11. Minky Wail

    Bobby Doucher?

  12. Man, I hope it comes in orange, lemon-lime, ginger, black cherry… these flavors are totally underrepresented in the fizzy beverage industry.

  13. What??? 18 posts down and no one has said something like “Behind every wall of warm Pepsi is a black guy saying it all with his eyes”? For shame.

  14. You might have flavor, William Levy, but unfortunately – YOU DON’T HAVE ANY TASTE!

  15. PandaThunder

    Where the hell is the “U”? You know if we had stuck around until maybe the 15th or 16th of July 1776 you vowel skipping Gaylords would be toeing the line. But noooooooooooo, you had to funk it up and now look what has happened. Ball Lightning, Polar Ice Caps, Lady GaGa, The Dukan Diet, Floral Mens Shorts.

    Flavour motherfuckers! FLAVOUR.

  16. Jesus, just did a quick glimpse and for a second thought that was one of my sons…

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