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  1. catapostrophe

    Did You Know?
    When you’re looking at your cell phone’s screen as you record a video of a live event, you’re experiencing only what you’ll experience when you watch said video later.

  2. Contusion

    “…girls, first you take the penis up to your mouth like this and maybe just put it in a little. Be careful with your teeth!”

  3. Josephus

    That’s the exact same posture you take when you’re jerking off to porn on your computer.

    God, they grow up so quick.

  4. Colin

    Look what Usher taught me to do! I’ll demonstrate on this big black microphone!

  5. “One of these days, they’re gonna drop. Oh I wish I wish I wish….”

  6. Invisible Usher BJ.

  7. Pine Table Fever

    My only wish is that the due to the incredible number of mobile phones in that venue the amount of microwave radiation reached such a level that it gave everyone cancer.

  8. Bigalkie

    Playing ” live” for yet another crowd of screaming seven year olds.

  9. Just like when he pees, Justin sits down to sing.

  10. On the next episode of The Walking Dead…

  11. Performing what exactly??

  12. RisingDragonFist

    Stool is probably missing the seat

  13. Bionic_Crouton

    “My ding-a-ling….My ding-a-ling… I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!”

  14. “Eeek! A mouse!”

  15. squishy

    Such a pretty lil girl!!

  16. “Welcome to Australia. Now fucking STAY THERE!”

  17. The new Bieber concert is sponsored by Office Max.

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