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  1. mamamiasweetpeaches

    How is that little girl not running , crying, screaming or all of the above?!

  2. mamamiasweetpeaches

    I dont think this is what she meant when she said she wanted to feed the seal at the zoo!

  3. Contusion

    One day you are in, the next day you are…entertaining children in a park.

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “I never met a real dinosaur before”

  5. Josephus

    Good to see Tyrese getting some work, even if it is at a haunted hayride.

  6. The Royal Penis

    What’s the black parkour bomber from Casino Royale doing in Central Park?

  7. Ana

    She touched a camera, didn’t she?

  8. Colin

    “Sorry, sir, I don’t speak Klingon.”

  9. “Give the man a quarter and then leave him alone, honey”

  10. Frank Burns

    “Excuse me sweety, but daddy has to kill that woman next to us for handling one of his precious antique cameras. You know not to touch daddy’s cameras, right?”

  11. Hugh G Rection

    Seal, eater of souls.

  12. Pumpkinhead with a tan?

  13. “Mister, can I plant flowers in those holes in your face?”

  14. Oh you look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got ‘em?

  15. Mike Walker

    Henry’s little boy, all grown up.

  16. Johnny P!

    Wow.
    If that greeted me in a playground as a small child,
    I’d be scarred for life.

  17. Henry

    Dude, I know the divorce was hard, but please don’t take it out on every little white girl you see.

  18. Lala

    O.o !!!

  19. cc

    Somewhere there’s a psychotherapist rubbing his hands with glee.

  20. Joaquin ingles

    Damnit, they’re remaking the Twilight Zone movie too? Sorry Hollywood, but Dan Akroyd did it better!

  21. YagiSka

    This whole bath salts/zombie apocalypse things is getting out of hand.

  22. DeucePickle

    Seconds before the first recorded heart attack for an eight year old girl.

  23. Johnny P!

    “Candyman! Candyman! Candyman!”

  24. Dear lord, the troll face from the internet has come to life!

  25. Bonky

    “This, this is the reason she left me, are you happy now ?”

  26. Jon

    Someone should tell Seal he doesn’t have to work so hard at making a scary face.

  27. pascalecake

    Like a raisin in the sun…

  28. Urvag

    Forget the little girl…now I am afraid to sleep at night after that sight.

  29. “Hey, Mister, is it true what my dad said, that when God made you he left you in the oven too long?”

  30. neo_v

    Rule #1…don’t touch my F’ing camera…

    Rule #2…don’t touch my F’ing camera!!

  31. Bionic_Crouton

    Prison has not been good to Wesley Snipes.

  32. mbcl

    “for the last time I’M NOT SPAWN”

  33. rawfodog

    “My precioussssssss.”

  34. Here’s Seal, fulfilling his court mandated obligations: A “scared straight” program for young girls on the road to becoming Super Models.

  35. James Hong

    Lafayette never should have gotten involved with voodoo.

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