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  1. mamamiasweetpeaches

    She getting old, and putting on weight but God bless her slutty little soul: shes gonna hoist the girls up til the day she dies!!

  2. Contusion

    Tilly. Rhymes with Jelly. Almost.

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    I’d hate to be around when she stops holding her breath.

  4. Y’know….you could bring up her weight gain. But is she really any different from Christina Hendricks?

  5. Frank Burns

    If you are real quiet, you can hear the fabric crying for mercy.

  6. Holding your breath adds 5 pounds. Or is it 50? I can never remember.

  7. Henry

    Exhale, broad.

  8. Johnny P!

    Love this chick!

  9. broduh jenner

    the bride of yucky!

  10. cc

    30 more beats of her heart and she’ll expire if she doesn’t get some air.

  11. Salad Face

    “they said these bandage dresses were doing wonders for Jennifer Love Hewitt…”

  12. alex

    “Your license says you weigh 105, yeah, in your bra”

  13. The Pope

    She’s like a Bizarro version of Monica Bellucci.

  14. That dress had WAY too much cleavage until she discovered blue duct tape. true story.

  15. Bionic_Crouton

    Well, I guess the “Bound” sequel is not going to happen.

  16. Sheppy

    Another in the ‘used to be hot’ pile.

  17. Still love Jennifer Titty.

    She’s a poker player, is what she has a pair or a full house?

  18. lily

    she looks good all things considered…she aint no spring chicken

  19. Raaaaaaaa

    next month’s cover of Shape magazine

  20. I’m a little teapot, stout and stout.

  21. She’s turning into Margaret Cho.

  22. Vladmir

    Mariah Carey School of Fashion Posing…

  23. Roseanne Barr

    30 Beasts?? never heard of it.

  24. navvvet

    Pillows

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