Pimpin’ ain’t easy. And apparently not very lucrative either.
A falling tide lowers all boats, apparently.
“and for ANOTHER twenty I let you pull my hair and call me ‘Mariah'”
So that’s what a ham sandwich BJ is going for nowadays…
No, just a hand job.
Most intricate “Rick roll” EVER. Nice reference!
“Bitch I said I wanted a MEAL. What kinda meal am I supposed to get with twenty bucks in L.A.?”
Paying the hooker before the sexual act sets a bad precendent.
Generally the “celebrity” gives the hobo the money, not the other way around. Although, I guess he figured she needs it more.
thank god she is clothed.
based on the transaction seen here, doesnt seem like shell be clothed for much longer.
Hold on bitch what’s this? Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
Morgan Freeman can do better
C’mon baby, if I give you this $20.00 can I stare directly at your boobs for a minute?
They make a great couple.
“Now… just… g-g-give me that and I can get started!”
He’s paying her to get a new swimsuit that fits!
Hidden under her purse:
A coin-belt to give change…
$20 for a motorboat please.
That dude roams the red line subway in LA…Never forget that patchy head
“Sorry miss, it’s $20 just to see it, $50 to ride”
The dude looks like a black Fire Marshal Bill
Yes homeless man I will help you out, but do you have change for a $20?
“Normally I would gladly take a twenty off somebody for food and what not, but being you look like one of them local street hookers, I really gotta wonder if you didn’t just print this thing or get it off some chump or something.”
“So, in exchange for my $20 I get a ten, five ones, and I get to play with your tits…???”
“I’m going to need change back with that, exactly 16.95 should do it. So happy to help!”
Ben Kingsley in “Sexy Beast.” Except Ben has seen better days, and that Beast ain’t Sexy.
“For twenty dollars, I’ll let you touch ’em!”
He’s paying her to not use her drapes as a swim suit again.
I have a $20 to spare.
“Here, bitch. Go buy some talent.”
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