Irina Shayk posing for a photoshoot in Ibiza, Spain. (July 17, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Irina, let me help you. Put your face between your legs… That always helps.
“Your own legs, Father.” — Airplane!
Keys, wallet, phone, purse- what am I forgetting?
Nothing, hon. Nothing at all.
She’s modeling the new “Walk of Shame Chic” line.
For some reason, I just got the urge to fuck a pumpkin.
“I can’t pronounce your name sweetie, I’ll just call you Ivana Shagya”
just goes to show you the delicate balance of life: add a glower and a partially exposed boob and any photograph can become artistic. add a smile and a full tit and it’s pornographic. go figure.
“I forgot… How do buttons work?”
Somebody put a hit on me right now, ’cause for a millisecond I actually thought that was K-Stew trying to look like a woman.
are bras not a “thing” anymore? I don’t remember getting a memo
“Shayk”? More like “Sagg.”
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