superficial

  1. Irina, let me help you. Put your face between your legs… That always helps.

  2. MeanMrsMustard

    Keys, wallet, phone, purse- what am I forgetting?

  3. Josephus

    She’s modeling the new “Walk of Shame Chic” line.

  4. catapostrophe

    Nice bags.

  5. EricLR

    For some reason, I just got the urge to fuck a pumpkin.

  6. “I can’t pronounce your name sweetie, I’ll just call you Ivana Shagya”

  7. just goes to show you the delicate balance of life: add a glower and a partially exposed boob and any photograph can become artistic. add a smile and a full tit and it’s pornographic. go figure.

  8. “I forgot… How do buttons work?”

  9. Somebody put a hit on me right now, ’cause for a millisecond I actually thought that was K-Stew trying to look like a woman.

  10. lk

    are bras not a “thing” anymore? I don’t remember getting a memo

  11. “Shayk”? More like “Sagg.”

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