1. King Doosher

    Get a new outfit, dipshit.

  2. caley

    “Oh my God, I’ve wasted my life…”

  3. Cock Dr

    Sunglasses made Howie Mandell almost attractive….they could work for Keanu too.

  4. MeanMrsMustard

    Something is afoot at the Starbucks.

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    I keep thinking about that scene in “Speed” in which his character ran after the bus. If that happened now, it’s safe to say the people on the bus would’ve died and the movie would’ve lasted 25 minutes.

  6. Nonnie Moose

    Remember when I was a hacker?. Duuuuude.

  7. The older he gets, the more retarded he looks.

  8. EricLR

    Someone really needs to tell him he’s 50.

  9. Qmak

    Bill & Ted’s Irrelevant Adventure

  10. tlmck

    The king of derp is holding court.

  11. “Life is like a box of chocolates…”

  12. Judging by that sticker on the window, he’s in the right spot.

  13. Be excellent to each other and party on dudes!

  14. Introducing the Slightly Wired Keanu meme.

  15. Strange things are a foot at the Circle K.

  16. wtf

    When did Phil Helmuth leave Las Vegas?

  17. Morphing into Jon Voight…

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