JWoww at the Self Rocks the Summer Event in New York City. (July 16, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
LOL self rocks with fake tits, lips, hair. just staying true to herself ya’ll
This is the best she’s looked in years.
Or it could be that the pattern of her dress is causing me a brain malfunction.
“Yeah, I’m plastic, so what, *bleep*? At least I’m not some smelly *bleep* little Ewok with a pickle fetish. Go *bleep* yourself, you *bleeping* *bleep*.”
Still clinging on for dear life to the “Jersey Shore” fame.
And to the hope that they’ll one day find a cure for herpes.
She looks like if I put my penis on her face, it would be sticky. Her face, not my penis. I mean yeah, my penis is sticky, but it’s fucking 95 degrees here, what’s her excuse?
“Hello? Remember me?”
I totally would. I know. I suck.
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