Lindsay Lohan at the Ischia Global Film and Music Festival at Mezzatorre Hotel in Ischia, Italy. (July 16, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
God, transcontinental hooking is exhausting…
Well, she has nice choppers…
Not yet Lindsay, we’re still at the party. There will be plenty of time for that later.
Her mouth is like the Venus flytrap for booze and dick.
He worked her so hard her face stuck that way.
Ha, who am I kidding, like Lindsay would ever do any actual work.
“I had to open my mouth *this* wide to fit it in.
She gives a new meaning to the phrase “cocked and loaded”.
Yes…I will pay your rent…sploosh.
You spelled “rehearsing and preparing for her upcoming London debut” wrong.
That’s the face of a man who thinks he’s gonna have a drink to get comfortable ahead of the contractually agreed upon coitus only to wake up in a motel bathroom in a tub full of ice.
I told you your face would freeze lethal way…
Seriously, auto-correct now? Thanks Apple
In some odd way, it works.
Why is this idiot smiling? Sure $500 for a night with Lindsey sounds like a deal. But after she steals your coke and you spend thousands of dollars in medical treatment, it’s not such a good deal.
For $500, Lindsay will only pull out the bottom teeth.
“Can you believe this fucker payed in advance? Ha!”
“Did you say your boyfriend’s name was John?”
“No, I said he is *a* john.”
Oh no, her mouth got stuck in the suck position again!
Lindsey not so subtly hinting that the type of security measures she has on her secret list of men she’s done things with along with the rest of her stash.
“Haha! Can you believe-a dees putana?”
So a while back Lindsay made a list of all the guys she allegedly fucked and I believe it was around 36 or so. Now I’d like to see the list of all the guys she’s fellated.
“Not yet. Wait until we go around the next corner.”
Not in frame: Shocker
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