Tiger Woods on a practice range in Hoylake, UK. (July 16, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Elin fucked with me, the PGA fucked with me, now David Blaine is fucking with me
Even Luke Skywalker had to start small. Pretty soon he will be able to raise golf clubs previously thrown into swamps.
Take this ball before I swallow some Ambien and fuck it.
Throw it back and get me one with bigger tits.
Good job ball. Now….return to me….
That was the agreement. 5 years, and he could have one of his balls back. One.
What the fuck? So on top of everything else he’s a goddamn Jedi too?
Wow, Tiger throws like a girl.
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