superficial

  1. i’d fuck her for that coat, then sell it to turkish and say a supermodel had sex in it

    • Wicked movie. Vinnie Jones was awesome, and Brick Top was one bad motherfucker.

      “Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by an ‘orrible cunt, me.”

      I gotta watch it again now.

    • cc

      Top 10 action movie of all time.

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      “….sell it to Turkish………..”

      I have no idea why you felt the need to bring Turks in this but it’s Turk, not Turkish. Some examples for you to distinguish the difference between Turk and Turkish:

      I am a Turk.
      I am Turkish.
      I speak Turkish.
      Turkish food is truly delicious.
      Turks are friendly and hospitable people.

      There is your lesson for the day from a Turk.

  2. RHawk

    I wonder if that is what she wore when she washed Michael Bay’s Ferrari?

  3. Fuck yeah! I can’t wait to see Meryl Steep in that pose after she stars in the next Michael Bay movie, “Sophie Blows Shit Up.”

  4. poor girl’s got a headache after learning who she is dating.

  5. That dude’s sure got long hair. I know it’s a dude because he doesn’t even have moobs, let alone boobs.

  6. Following Megan Fox’s lead, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley posted these pictures to show she does not have an eating disorder.

  7. Venom

    Oh sweet Jesus.

  8. baha

    where are her boobs?

  9. Siloporcen7

    Seriously? I would have hoped this would be classier

  10. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    When I’ve imagined this it’s usually me with nothing on under my coat.

  11. PoorMaryKelly

    At least she won’t ever have to be bothered by a bra. Maybe just a boy’s undershirt?

  12. GuyLeDouche

    Colour me puzzled, but how often do people need a coat that doesn’t show skidmarks when they roll around in it naked?

  13. Chinny

    I don’t even know what a Burberry is. I’ll take 10!!

  14. cc

    Rosie Huntington-Whiteley IS the zip-out lining? Wow, how much?

  15. Squishy

    Already topping Megan ten-fold!

  16. MrsWrong

    TSA seems to be running the airports Abu Ghraib-style

  17. TomFrank

    I like this ad campaign. It says to women, “If you buy this Burberry raincoat, you will look like this.” And it says to men, “You will never get with this chick in a million years, but buying this raincoat is the next best thing.”

  18. bbiowa

    Oh, shit… Leann Rimes is going shopping for a coat.

  19. BJ

    Sexy everything, dead eyes. It’s like the beginning of upper east side zombie porn.

  20. I’ll give you $5000 for the lining.

  21. CharmlessMan

    Looks like I’m buying some Burberry.

  22. Your Gynecologist

    She looks like she needs to get to Eric Stoltz for an adrenaline shot to the heart.

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    She looks like a dude.

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