No, you’re not Kim
Gah … *barfs*
There’s got to be a better way to present the The Crap We Missed pictures. Hitting the arrow over and over is a pain in the ass.
YES! I AGREE! it’s so annoying!
Hits on the site, people. Get with it.
that’s just petty
I’m going to keep doing this one until someone gets it. I thought it was so funny. Help me out here. Please.
Khloe: “Does this dress make my upper arm fat droop over my elbow?”
The World: “Yes, it does.”
Fish you have been off your game today.
Khloe: “Can you pull back a little to make me look good?”
Photographer: “Ok, I’ll call you from Kansas City so you know to smile.”
Rita: I’d like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back?
Cameraman: How do you feel about Cleveland?
oh no. not the sasquatch!
Wookie in a blue dress, blue dress, blue dress….Wookie with a blue dress on…..da dada da da da now, who can right the sheet music??
Somebody make her put that plug back in. Her ass is about to blow!
I AM a wookie! There is no way my sister’s ass is bigger than mine…oh wait…
Khloe’s ass is not bigger than her sister Kim’s. although everything else is bigger.
Spanx has got to make a mint off these bitches.
Absolutely, racking it in.
I can’t stop vomiting.
was there some kind of international agreement that tells chicks turning their head 120 degrees from the direction their body is facing is attractive?
You guys know you would if:
A) You could immediately escape after the evil act &
B) no one you knew would ever find out about it.
C) Someone triple-dosed me with Mexican Viagra.
D) You have a doctor that’s willing to prescribe you the necessary medications under an alias.
Does the fact that “dudes will fuck it” in some way reflect on the value of a woman, or the respect she earns? Dudes will fuck their fist if there’s nothing else around…I’m pumping it right NOW.
Thanks McFeely for sharing…interesting that out of all the others available this would be the page inspiring your private exercise.
She just heard her microwave burrito ding, but her body can’t turn as fast as her head.
Umm, yeah, but, no thanks.
i STILL think she’s more attractive than her smoking hot and super wealthy sister Bea Arthur.
Are we sure their homeland isn’t really called Arsemenia?
Is she seriously posing as if she’s attractive and people want to see her?
She only showed up because she read it was a “lunch”, not a launch.
/I would cum in that all day long
Oh good, she picked the low cal lollipop.
BABY GOT BACKproblems
This is the definition of middle child syndrome.
This is where POOP comes from! *giggle*
A fragrance? That’s odd…I can kind of assumed she smelled like an old, musty life jacket.
She is the perfect spokesperson for Hypnotiq, if you drink a bottle of Hypnotiq and then look at the photo, she will look exactly like Kim. Drink 2 bottles and she will look like Mila Kunis.
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Khloe Kardashian at the launch of HPNOTIQ Harmonie in New York City. (July 12, 2011)