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  1. J

    No, you’re not Kim

  2. Jack Ketch

    Gah … *barfs*

  3. Anti

    There’s got to be a better way to present the The Crap We Missed pictures. Hitting the arrow over and over is a pain in the ass.

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Irr Elephant

    I’m going to keep doing this one until someone gets it. I thought it was so funny. Help me out here. Please.

  5. doogleberg

    Khloe: “Does this dress make my upper arm fat droop over my elbow?”
    The World: “Yes, it does.”

  6. tito

    post-meal anaconda.

  7. NTT

    Fish you have been off your game today.

  8. RHawk

    Khloe: “Can you pull back a little to make me look good?”
    Photographer: “Ok, I’ll call you from Kansas City so you know to smile.”

    • TomFrank

      Rita: I’d like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back?
      Cameraman: How do you feel about Cleveland?
      (Tootsie, 1982)

  9. ana

    oh no. not the sasquatch!

  10. bassackwards

    Wookie in a blue dress, blue dress, blue dress….Wookie with a blue dress on…..da dada da da da now, who can right the sheet music??

  11. Somebody make her put that plug back in. Her ass is about to blow!

  12. Fletch

    I AM a wookie! There is no way my sister’s ass is bigger than mine…oh wait…

  13. Khloe’s ass is not bigger than her sister Kim’s. although everything else is bigger.

  14. Spanx has got to make a mint off these bitches.

  15. Venom

    I can’t stop vomiting.
    Hideous.

  16. was there some kind of international agreement that tells chicks turning their head 120 degrees from the direction their body is facing is attractive?

  17. Cock Dr

    You guys know you would if:
    A) You could immediately escape after the evil act &
    B) no one you knew would ever find out about it.

  18. kimmykimkim

    Umm, yeah, but, no thanks.

  19. i STILL think she’s more attractive than her smoking hot and super wealthy sister Bea Arthur.

  20. GuyLeDouche

    Are we sure their homeland isn’t really called Arsemenia?

  21. DKNY

    Is she seriously posing as if she’s attractive and people want to see her?

  22. She only showed up because she read it was a “lunch”, not a launch.

  23. Racer X

    DAT ASS.

    /I would cum in that all day long

  24. cc

    Oh good, she picked the low cal lollipop.

  25. MrsWrong

    BABY GOT BACKproblems

  26. HeavyMetalAngel

    This is the definition of middle child syndrome.

  27. vandal

    HULK SMASH!

  28. CharmlessMan

    This is where POOP comes from! *giggle*

  29. cc

    A fragrance? That’s odd…I can kind of assumed she smelled like an old, musty life jacket.

  30. foxxyaaisha23

    She is the perfect spokesperson for Hypnotiq, if you drink a bottle of Hypnotiq and then look at the photo, she will look exactly like Kim. Drink 2 bottles and she will look like Mila Kunis.

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