Just let your SOUL GLOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!
You’re not supposed to take the airplane’s free magazines, you know.
When you’re married to Melanie Griffith, even a 2-years-old copy of a glossy Yoga mag makes for great wank fodder in the airport toilets.
Can you imagine how awful it must be to sit in the row in front of him and have to listen to him talk for an entire flight?!
Couldn’t be that bad, I’m sure it would be all about Selma Hayek’s boobs.
No, but I can imagine what it’s like to jump out of a plane to the sweet release of death.
I see at least a half dozen people in this photo who are more interesting than Antonio Banderas.
Hopefully, that’s the issue with Sara Jean Underwood doing naked yoga.
If that’s a yoga magazine I’m judging!
“Have you seen My wife? Then you why I’m going back to Spain!”
…I’m also the president.
Finally….. Someone else likes to jerk off to Yoga mags.. : )
(girl on left) oh he pussy boot. Me love long time.
“Worst Star Wars magazine ever! Not a single little green man flipping around!”
I’ve only got this one carry on. I checked my other bag, Melanie, at the ticket counter.
The Asian girl in the background is trying to remember where she’s seen him before. In a few minutes it will occur to her that she hasn’t.
His hair …. just … ewww. :|
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