superficial

  1. Charlie: Hey Slash…you gonna wear that stupid fucking hat again?
    Slash: Yeah.
    Charlie: Me too.

  2. “Those hats look fucking ridiculous.” – Abraham Lincoln

  3. I won’t even try to top fish’s comment…

  4. Johnny P!

    Everybody and his fucking dog has a star on the ‘Walk of Fame’ now.

  5. “Something smells like a dead animal” – Brett Michaels’ bandana

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Rediscovered and digitally remastered, it’s Bing Crosby in ‘The Road to Medellin’

  7. catapostrophe

    “It’s a fucking JOKE, Slash! I don’t REALLY have your nose!”

  8. Backdoor Ninja

    Takes crazy to invite crazy.

  9. fuckityfuck

    reminiscing their coke days makes his nose hurt #feelbetterslash

  10. Joe

    Two men, one kilo.

  11. “Slash, dude, you holding any tiger’s blood?”

  12. “Charlie, do this – if you want your hat to pop up like mine, hold your nose and hold your breath-TEE HEE HEE HEE!!!”

  13. El Jefe

    When you are as fucking awesome as Slash, you can dress however the hell you want to and it is cool.

  14. The Brown Streak

    “Did you say your name was Slash or Stash?”

  15. Nothing is funnier than wiping a booger on Charlie Sheen…nothing.

  16. Two and a half idiots.

  17. PirateHunter

    “Ha ha! Yeah I know it stinks. I haven’t taken this hat off since we recorded November Rain.”

  18. mbcl

    “Hey you ! my breath does NOT smell like a dead hooker !”

  19. grizzilicious

    Remember in 86′ when we tagged team that chick? I forgot to call but you might want to get tested.

  20. “No, dude, I am not watching you ‘WINNING’ again tonight.”

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