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  1. Has he been hanging out with Nick Nolte?

  2. It’s like he’s attending a 1890′s Buddhist charity baseball tournament that never existed.

  3. Johnny P!

    Twat-buffoon.

  4. Cock Dr

    Is it profound “I don’t give a fuckness”?
    Or a sad sad case of “Please look at MEEEEEEEEE”?

  5. How to dress like a star.

    Cover self with glue, roll around in Salvation Army dumpster.

  6. Must be laundry day.

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    With those glasses? What was he thinking

  8. jason

    somewhere a homeless woman has lost her wardrobe

  9. How did America get stuck with him?

    Well played, England. Well played.

  10. Deacon Jones

    Can you imagine hanging with this guy when he actually partied?

  11. cc

    I guess he only found the bottom half of that vintage baseball card and improvised the rest.

  12. JMud

    Russell, You’re ruining the game, Gay or European! stop it

  13. Bit of a twat. Occasionally funny. Can walk down the street wearing absolutely anything that catches his fancy.

    I sort of want to be him.

  14. Bionic_Crouton

    He’s like a Bizarro Jesus!

  15. Brit

    Brand always dresses early for Santa. He’s expecting a bumper stocking this year

  16. journalschism

    The Pricktator.

  17. I think Johnny Depp wants his scarf back.

  18. I can’t believe Katy Perry let this animal get between her legs!

  19. Must be ‘Ass Pirate Wednesdays’ in West Hollywood.

  20. FattyMcGee

    “And lo, the Son of God did return. And on that day that He did return, not a fuck was given.”

  21. Dinosaurland

    It’s like he’s homeless and has to wear all the clothes he owns all the time.

  22. bigalkie

    I’m pretty sure that he and his ” publicist” lock themselves down for a month doing crystal meth and brainstorm on what hot new fashions he should shock the world with.. Fucking trendsetter

  23. kimmykimkim

    God, he’s so embarrassing.

  24. El Jefe

    Are you fucking kidding me?

  25. Consider this…Before he left the house he looked in the mirror and thought, “Nope, not too much”.

  26. The Brown Streak

    I saw one of those inflatable men at car dealership once. Those things freak me out.

  27. He’s really gotten back into shape since Samantha Ronson fell out of his vagina.

  28. Raoul

    Not *another* Sacha Baron Cohen movie!

  29. Fuck you, man… Just… Fuck you.

  30. The second coming of Jesus has been disappointing so far.

  31. Tinklepants

    Looks like he was trying for a Johnny Depp ensemble. He ended up with Johnny Dipshit.

  32. Snipers always climb towers and then they shoot all the wrong people.

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