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Has he been hanging out with Nick Nolte?
It’s like he’s attending a 1890′s Buddhist charity baseball tournament that never existed.
Twat-buffoon.
Is it profound “I don’t give a fuckness”?
Or a sad sad case of “Please look at MEEEEEEEEE”?
“NOTICE ME! NOTICE ME!”
How to dress like a star.
Cover self with glue, roll around in Salvation Army dumpster.
Must be laundry day.
With those glasses? What was he thinking
somewhere a homeless woman has lost her wardrobe
How did America get stuck with him?
Well played, England. Well played.
Can you imagine hanging with this guy when he actually partied?
We got him, They took Madonna.
I guess he only found the bottom half of that vintage baseball card and improvised the rest.
Russell, You’re ruining the game, Gay or European! stop it
Bit of a twat. Occasionally funny. Can walk down the street wearing absolutely anything that catches his fancy.
I sort of want to be him.
You left out “richer than he deserves to be.”
He’s like a Bizarro Jesus!
Brand always dresses early for Santa. He’s expecting a bumper stocking this year
The Pricktator.
I think Johnny Depp wants his scarf back.
I can’t believe Katy Perry let this animal get between her legs!
Must be ‘Ass Pirate Wednesdays’ in West Hollywood.
“And lo, the Son of God did return. And on that day that He did return, not a fuck was given.”
It’s like he’s homeless and has to wear all the clothes he owns all the time.
I’m pretty sure that he and his ” publicist” lock themselves down for a month doing crystal meth and brainstorm on what hot new fashions he should shock the world with.. Fucking trendsetter
God, he’s so embarrassing.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Consider this…Before he left the house he looked in the mirror and thought, “Nope, not too much”.
I saw one of those inflatable men at car dealership once. Those things freak me out.
He’s really gotten back into shape since Samantha Ronson fell out of his vagina.
Not *another* Sacha Baron Cohen movie!
Fuck you, man… Just… Fuck you.
The second coming of Jesus has been disappointing so far.
Looks like he was trying for a Johnny Depp ensemble. He ended up with Johnny Dipshit.
Snipers always climb towers and then they shoot all the wrong people.