Now this is how you make a stroke look pretty!
“Yeah, I know… I won a fucking seahorse award… just take the pic so I can chuck this thing, ok?”
She won the Sarah Jessica Parker award?
And the award for best shit-eating grin goes to…
The lady behind wants to tell her it’s made out of chocolate
She won for “Best We-thought-you-were-Mira-Sorvino”.
Is that her ghost of future past behind her?
A bra would have helped
But then we wouldn’t be able to see her tits.
Apparently Rose McGowan’s plastic surgeon is back on the loose.
I knew she was Mickey Rourke in a wig!!
Of course I’m drunk. You see this award and the broad in the back?
Best Drew Barrymore impression I’ve ever seen.
Arriving at a garage sale table in 3,2,1…
Mickey Rourke had more bad surgery I see.
“I gave that bitch a seahorse. Bitches love seahorses.”
Didn’t Chelsea Handler have bigger, errrr, handlers?!!!
Yet another victim of Ashley Judd’s plastic surgeon.
Laugh all you want but I totally want one of those back scratchers!
That is the face of a woman who will absolutely break your d*ck off and have you begging for more.
My kind of woman.
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