1. Now this is how you make a stroke look pretty!

  2. Johnny P!

    “Yeah, I know… I won a fucking seahorse award… just take the pic so I can chuck this thing, ok?”

  3. tlmck

    She won the Sarah Jessica Parker award?

  4. moo

    And the award for best shit-eating grin goes to…

  5. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    The lady behind wants to tell her it’s made out of chocolate

  6. The Pope

    She won for “Best We-thought-you-were-Mira-Sorvino”.

  7. Contusion

    Is that her ghost of future past behind her?

  8. DeucePickle

    A bra would have helped

  9. Apparently Rose McGowan’s plastic surgeon is back on the loose.

  10. MILF

    I knew she was Mickey Rourke in a wig!!

  11. Backdoor Ninja

    Of course I’m drunk. You see this award and the broad in the back?

  12. Best Drew Barrymore impression I’ve ever seen.

  13. cc

    Arriving at a garage sale table in 3,2,1…

  14. Hank E. Ring

    Mickey Rourke had more bad surgery I see.

  15. Zzzzz…zzzzz…zzzzz…zzzzz…

  16. “I gave that bitch a seahorse. Bitches love seahorses.”

  17. Crissy

    Didn’t Chelsea Handler have bigger, errrr, handlers?!!!

  18. Urvag

    Yet another victim of Ashley Judd’s plastic surgeon.

  19. The Brown Streak

    Laugh all you want but I totally want one of those back scratchers!

  20. journalschism

    That is the face of a woman who will absolutely break your d*ck off and have you begging for more.

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