wal mart chic.

What was the thought process here? “Got surgical enhancement. No longer need to diet and exercise.”

Love these National Geographic photoshoots where they capture people of strange cultures in their ‘natural settings’…

Those shopping carts are almost as tall as her.

Awesome!

Have a kid at 18 instantly look like 30. Masturbation looking better and better, doesn’t it?

I can’t wait until she turns 20 so we don’t have to call her that anymore.

Did Kris Humphries knock her up too?

Was it buy 2 get one free on implants or is that gut natural?

another asshole that doesnt deserve to have a haveuterus

Teen mom, middle age body.

Wow, Snooki lost a lot of weight.

I thought she was going to be the next Farrah, instead she became the next Jessica Simpson.

The Legend of Zelda Rubinstein

It’s almost as I we expect people who got famous for making bad decisions to suddenly start making good ones.

I actually feel sorry for this poor dumb girl. She seems to be one of those people in life who seemed DESTINED to fuck up every single thing they touch. She floats from one trainwreck of a relationship to another, goes in and out of jail and rehab, hooks up with every unemployed criminal she can find, epically screws up any and all opportunities offered her, and makes choices so unbelievably bad that she would almost certainly be better off just making every decision with the flip of a coin.

It might be kind of funny if it were just her life she was screwing up. But of course, she’s passing the exact same shit on to a new generation already.

Getting the breast implants is kinda pointless if you let you gut stretch out further than your fake tits.

The store was plumb out of virginity.

teen sloth