1. “Britians be all like ‘I think I’ll fancy a crisp’, while Americans be all like ‘Give me a goddamn sack of muthafuckin’ potato chips, bitch. And they BETTER be ranch flavored!’ Am I right? I’m right, aren’t I?”

  2. Animal

    As Jon Lovitz used to say: ACTING!!!!

  3. “So I grabbed his balls LIKE THIS and said,’ These will have to come off!” and for the last time, that’s how I got hired for House.

  4. cc

    Why they covered the mic stand in Cheese Bugles, I’ll never know.

  5. A night with Steven Tyler’s mic stand: the artist and health implications as interpreted by Hugh Laurie.

  6. Deacon Jones

    “And so, for the next episode of “House”,we thought it would be a good idea to open it up with someone comvulsing in their bed, and no one knew what it was…”

  7. Bionic_Crouton

    …So I grabbed her breast like this and proceeded to motorboat them for about fifteen minutes!”

  8. Lemmiwinks

    Somehow Hamlet’s just not as good with the invisible skull.

  9. Brit

    So I reached up to Morgan Freeman in this manner and explained to him how this would help him attain the higher pitches during narration.

  10. Joe

    Looks like lupus.

  11. Pipedreamer

    “So, from behind, Travolta grabs me between my legs like this! Apparently, that’s “hello” in Scientology”

  12. And then Garth says “If you’re going to spew, spew in here”! THAT’S cinema!

  13. You know what’s on the microphone stand? Lupus.

  14. The Brown Streak

    Sad thing is everyone in Paris actually thinks he IS the Prince of Wales.

  15. tlmck

    Boris Karloff looks good for a dead man.

  16. I’m so sad to see “House” come to an end this year. The best TV show in the last 10 years, hands down.

  17. Kat

    I’m not sure what he’s doing…but it looks Shakespearian.

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