The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.11.12

Samantha Ronson performing at the launch of 'Find Your Facemate' at STK in New York City. (July 10, 2012)
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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. dontkillthemessenger

    The whole Amber Heard-Johnny Depp thing is making more sense now.

    BTW, Sam’s “facemate” is scheduled to be exhumed on Friday the 13th.

    Jul 11, 2012 at 3:17 pm /  Reply /80
  2. sparkymcgee

    I get so annoyed every time I see her.

    Jul 11, 2012 at 5:06 pm /  Reply /81
  3. Gilberator

    Proving once again that no DJ is powerful enough to distract hipsters from their status updates.

    Jul 11, 2012 at 5:17 pm /  Reply /81
  4. Georgio

    She found her facemate. It’s Jeff Goldblum 3/4 way into his “Fly” transformation.

    Jul 11, 2012 at 5:18 pm /  Reply /81
  5. Eric

    I have to admit, that’s a pretty good Mike Doonesbury impression.

    Jul 11, 2012 at 5:23 pm /  Reply /80
  6. tlmck

    Could not get work as a guy, so pretending to be a lesbian was the next best option.

    Jul 11, 2012 at 5:27 pm /  Reply /70
  7. Johnny P!

    I just hope this “Find Your Facesofmethmate” event is raising money for a good cause…

    Jul 11, 2012 at 5:34 pm /  Reply /80
  8. wanker

    C’mon, smile a little princess.

    Jul 11, 2012 at 5:35 pm /  Reply /61
  9. catapostrophe

    “Performing,” eh?

    Jul 11, 2012 at 5:42 pm /  Reply /50
  10. O'chunt

    Yeah, “performing”, i.e. playing music someone else created.

    Jul 11, 2012 at 5:54 pm /  Reply /70
  11. Backdoor Ninja

    Do NOT tell me this is a girl!

    Jul 11, 2012 at 5:58 pm /  Reply /20
  12. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Get rid of that frown young man and help your mother

    Jul 11, 2012 at 6:04 pm /  Reply /60
  13. Froghammer

    She looks like Gabe from Penny Arcade if he had pink hair.

    Jul 11, 2012 at 6:05 pm /  Reply /10
  14. Willie Dixon

    “U mad, bro?”

    Jul 11, 2012 at 6:07 pm /  Reply /61
  15. hpflapjacks

    Ever wonder what it would look like if Sam the Eagle and Cyndi Lauper shot up a bunch of heroin and had a baby?

    Jul 11, 2012 at 6:09 pm /  Reply /50
  16. Grizzilicious

    the 1,545th ugliest thing to be near Lindsey Lohan’s vagina.

    Jul 11, 2012 at 6:54 pm /  Reply /50
  17. jamesjones

    Spoiled rich kid with a pink cat on her head and a black soul

    Jul 11, 2012 at 6:54 pm /  Reply /50
  18. Bionic_Crouton

    What talent does it take to be a DJ? Turn on that turn table… Now turn on that turn table… Here’s your music degree. WHAT A MUSICAL PRODIGY!!

    Jul 11, 2012 at 7:14 pm /  Reply /50
  19. Bionic_Crouton

    She doesn’t look well. Maybe she had a bad clam.

    Jul 11, 2012 at 7:15 pm /  Reply /70
  20. Henry

    That has a twin.

    Jul 11, 2012 at 8:06 pm /  Reply /10
  21. vitobonespur

    What really pisses me off is that she got to eat Lindsay Lohan’s pussy back when Lindsay Lohan’s pussy was worth eating. That goes for sucking on her tits, too.

    Jul 11, 2012 at 8:45 pm /  Reply /22
  22. Racer X

    YIKES!!!

    Jul 11, 2012 at 9:10 pm /  Reply /10
  23. Dr. Fullabull

    I bet her use of Lost Little Lohan to market herself greatly increased demand for her DJ services and consequently her income.

    Jul 11, 2012 at 9:11 pm /  Reply /10
    • EricLr

      If by “greatly increased demand” you mean “created demand where absolutely none had ever existed before” then yes.

      Jul 12, 2012 at 9:38 am /  Reply /10
  24. AAPL made me rich!

    This kinda shit bothers me.

    Jul 11, 2012 at 9:37 pm /  Reply /20
  25. FattyMcGee

    Despite losing over 150 lbs and learning how to DJ, Perez Hilton never seemed to get the respect he felt he deserved.

    Jul 11, 2012 at 9:44 pm /  Reply /50
  26. bigalkie

    Unattractive..in all ways..

    Jul 11, 2012 at 10:02 pm /  Reply /20
  27. El Jefe

    You won’t find my face anywhere near that mate.

    Jul 11, 2012 at 11:39 pm /  Reply /00
  28. Little Richard

    She always looks to me like Tony Hawk smelling a fart.

    Jul 12, 2012 at 12:10 am /  Reply /10
  29. The Brown Streak

    So what do you think of Paris as a…….oh…

    Jul 12, 2012 at 12:34 am /  Reply /00
  30. maggiore

    ArrrrRRRRRrrrrrr….Fire BAD!

    Jul 12, 2012 at 1:17 am /  Reply /10
  31. maggiore

    If only Chaz Bono could look so masculine!

    Jul 12, 2012 at 1:18 am /  Reply /10
  32. PirateHunter

    World Famous “House” D.J. Hugh Laurie

    Jul 12, 2012 at 2:40 am /  Reply /00
  33. mbcl

    she’s a DJ because nobody wants to dance with her.

    Jul 12, 2012 at 5:13 am /  Reply /10
  34. EricLr

    I bet her parents really wanted a daughter.

    Jul 12, 2012 at 9:36 am /  Reply /00
  35. Mickey01232000

    That is one ugly dude.

    Jul 12, 2012 at 10:22 am /  Reply /00
  36. Katie

    “Wipe that face off your head, bitch. AIR! RAID!”

    Jul 12, 2012 at 6:34 pm /  Reply /00
  37. Mancuso

    She’s morphing into a live action Gorillaz member.

    Jul 12, 2012 at 11:19 pm /  Reply /00
  38. bdkitti

    Before I read the caption, I honestly thought that was Keith Richards.

    Jul 13, 2012 at 5:56 pm /  Reply /00
  39. Liam McPoyle

    DON’T distract her shes Deeeeee Jaaaaying!!!!!

    Jul 14, 2012 at 12:37 am /  Reply /00
  40. Colonel Angus

    Photo by Michael Lohan.

    Jul 14, 2012 at 1:36 am /  Reply /00
  41. squishy

    I gather she is having a hard time finding her Facemate?!

    Jul 14, 2012 at 7:00 pm /  Reply /00

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