The whole Amber Heard-Johnny Depp thing is making more sense now.
BTW, Sam’s “facemate” is scheduled to be exhumed on Friday the 13th.
I get so annoyed every time I see her.
Proving once again that no DJ is powerful enough to distract hipsters from their status updates.
She found her facemate. It’s Jeff Goldblum 3/4 way into his “Fly” transformation.
I have to admit, that’s a pretty good Mike Doonesbury impression.
Could not get work as a guy, so pretending to be a lesbian was the next best option.
I just hope this “Find Your Facesofmethmate” event is raising money for a good cause…
C’mon, smile a little princess.
Yeah, “performing”, i.e. playing music someone else created.
Do NOT tell me this is a girl!
She did a good job hiding her johnson for once.
Get rid of that frown young man and help your mother
Stupid kid…too lazy to even get a paper route.
She looks like Gabe from Penny Arcade if he had pink hair.
“U mad, bro?”
Ever wonder what it would look like if Sam the Eagle and Cyndi Lauper shot up a bunch of heroin and had a baby?
the 1,545th ugliest thing to be near Lindsey Lohan’s vagina.
Spoiled rich kid with a pink cat on her head and a black soul
What makes you so sure she has a soul? I’m betting against that.
What talent does it take to be a DJ? Turn on that turn table… Now turn on that turn table… Here’s your music degree. WHAT A MUSICAL PRODIGY!!
She doesn’t look well. Maybe she had a bad clam.
That has a twin.
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