The whole Amber Heard-Johnny Depp thing is making more sense now.
BTW, Sam’s “facemate” is scheduled to be exhumed on Friday the 13th.
I get so annoyed every time I see her.
Proving once again that no DJ is powerful enough to distract hipsters from their status updates.
She found her facemate. It’s Jeff Goldblum 3/4 way into his “Fly” transformation.
I have to admit, that’s a pretty good Mike Doonesbury impression.
Could not get work as a guy, so pretending to be a lesbian was the next best option.
I just hope this “Find Your Facesofmethmate” event is raising money for a good cause…
C’mon, smile a little princess.
Yeah, “performing”, i.e. playing music someone else created.
Do NOT tell me this is a girl!
She did a good job hiding her johnson for once.
Get rid of that frown young man and help your mother
Stupid kid…too lazy to even get a paper route.
She looks like Gabe from Penny Arcade if he had pink hair.
“U mad, bro?”
Ever wonder what it would look like if Sam the Eagle and Cyndi Lauper shot up a bunch of heroin and had a baby?
the 1,545th ugliest thing to be near Lindsey Lohan’s vagina.
Spoiled rich kid with a pink cat on her head and a black soul
What makes you so sure she has a soul? I’m betting against that.
What talent does it take to be a DJ? Turn on that turn table… Now turn on that turn table… Here’s your music degree. WHAT A MUSICAL PRODIGY!!
She doesn’t look well. Maybe she had a bad clam.
That has a twin.
What really pisses me off is that she got to eat Lindsay Lohan’s pussy back when Lindsay Lohan’s pussy was worth eating. That goes for sucking on her tits, too.
I bet her use of Lost Little Lohan to market herself greatly increased demand for her DJ services and consequently her income.
If by “greatly increased demand” you mean “created demand where absolutely none had ever existed before” then yes.
This kinda shit bothers me.
Despite losing over 150 lbs and learning how to DJ, Perez Hilton never seemed to get the respect he felt he deserved.
Unattractive..in all ways..
You won’t find my face anywhere near that mate.
She always looks to me like Tony Hawk smelling a fart.
So what do you think of Paris as a…….oh…
If only Chaz Bono could look so masculine!
World Famous “House” D.J. Hugh Laurie
she’s a DJ because nobody wants to dance with her.
I bet her parents really wanted a daughter.
That is one ugly dude.
“Wipe that face off your head, bitch. AIR! RAID!”
She’s morphing into a live action Gorillaz member.
Before I read the caption, I honestly thought that was Keith Richards.
DON’T distract her shes Deeeeee Jaaaaying!!!!!
Photo by Michael Lohan.
I gather she is having a hard time finding her Facemate?!
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Samantha Ronson performing at the launch of 'Find Your Facemate' at STK in New York City. (July 10, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN