Welcome to the d-bag club Shia.
He’s had a VIP table with bottle service there for years.
This guy is the biggest douche in America, which is really something considering Jared Leto just did a photo shoot wearing women’s clothes and Scott Disick is still breathing.
I really hope some military guy beats the piss out of him.
” I really hope some guy beats the piss out of him.”
Fixed that for you.
I think it’d be way funnier if some old lady beat the piss out of him, but I’m not picky.
What if everyone just took a piss on him?
I think we’re talking a classic “win-win” situation here. As long as he is beaten brutally and/or urinated on, I’m a happy man.
fuck what an idiot…
If nobody notices you already, should you really wear camoflauge?
He thinks he’s going to war with Coors.
Okay, he’s definitely a douche, but I’ve been seeing a lot of pictures of him in camo lately. I hate to admit that I would… as long as he’s wearing camo. ONLY if he’s wearing camo. And not talking.
I think it’s just a lot easier for women to objectify a man just to use him for sex.
These do not appear to be elastic cuffs, so you really have to appreciate his attention to detail. The tuck, especially useful for keeping the hot sands of Studio City out of your boot, are juxtaposed against the freshly laundered (but not pressed) Bud Light T and black wide-band watch in a look that just screams “will never see any real service.” Kudos, Mr. LeBeouf, for taking douchery to a stylistic level where once only Ed Hardy would tread.
I kinda feel like if he wanted to go Full Douche, the T-shirt would have the name of some obscure microbrew, not some corporate megabrand.
He’s ironically wearing a megabrand, he’s making a douchey statement on corporate wars.
Here are two
; anagrams for Shia Labeouf :
abuse ho fail
I be Hula Sofa
Both sum him up pretty well.
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