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  1. JPC

    She finally found the angle we’ve all been hoping for…..the only one that doesn’t show any nose.

  2. That’s the perfect position, baby. Let me just get in there.

  3. Skeeter

    I’d like to pummel her asshole and launch my seed up in there.

    • Right. We all would. But it’s sort of rhetorical. You don’t need to state it on a website comment section.

      • Skeeter

        Thanks for the tip. Perhaps, I’ll follow your lead and post lame attempts at humor that would best be left unsaid!

      • Skeeter

        No offense, of course. But just saying that if we’re really gonna judge the value of things stated on the comments section of a website (especially a celeb gossip site such as this—and I do enjoy this website so that’s not a knock at all on this site), there’s bound to be plenty of things not necessarily up to snuff/worth posting. To each his own, I say.

      • Well, there’s also not posting something that makes you sound like the internal monologue of some fucktard in a strip club with a handful of sweaty ones who thinks the stripper might really like him because she keeps coming over and taking his money.

      • pavement_smear

        Wait, so you mean that line DOESN’T work on women? Wow, who knew? People totally underestimate the educational value of this site.

      • Contusion, can you tell us more about how we’re never going to get with the fit female tennis players we’re slobbering over—and how they’ve been eliminated in the latest tournament anyway?

  4. alex

    SUPER HOT! Until I read who it was and imagined what is on the other side….

  5. Oh, where is a “mid shoulder blade snap kick launching her into the needle sharp giant Aloe fronds” when you need one.

    • crb

      Nah, use a kicker’s tee and a Field-Goal style Instep-kick to get under that taint and really get her some air, so the damage is unrecoverable.

  6. tlmck

    Finally bought a decent bikini.

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