1. As Russell Simmons will tell you: Always inspect the merchandise and never pay asking…

  2. Skippy86

    He’s getting the better end of it.

  3. He’s got the right idea.

  4. Google’d her, they are some good fucking pictures out there

  5. EricLR

    Stay sleazy, my friends.

  6. Oh my goodness… I almost just projectile vomited.

  7. Here’s a man that knows how to milk a cat.

  8. crb

    And Hugo Bachmaier is Austrian for “Shaved Albino Gorilla”?

    -Or is that just the actor who plays Mugsy The Gangster’s henchman in all the Bugs Bunny Cartoons?

  9. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    This little sit down for 5 mins cost him that ring she’s wearing. The tit inspection is to make sure motorboating her is worth the Ferrari outside.

  10. Is he the german Mickey Rourke ?

  11. Creepier than the ghosts that live in Courtney Love’s labial folds.

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