superficial

  1. “MR. TRAVOLTA NEEDS SOME DICK!”

    “SEND THE MASSEUSE!”

  2. “Fluffers to your places!!”

  3. “We need more Botox and fake hair spray over here.”

  4. Jc

    Let me dip my chin in it.

  5. Everybody’s covering their mouths to prevent him from seeing them laughing at his Sharpie soul patch.

  6. Nonnie Moose

    The hat. The pants. “But I’m not gay!”

  7. broduhjenner

    very poor marketing skills. I don’t even know what they’re hawking, but I do know I don’t want it.

  8. EricLR

    Jim! Its batteries died again!

  9. What is that patch of shit on his face? Barf.

  10. catapostrophe

    “STRAIGHT ACTOR ALERT!! STRAIGHT, TOTALLY NOT GAY ACTOR COMING THROUGH!!”

  11. “Hey everyone! There’s a big phony over here! Phony!”

  12. “Great big homo coming through! Big queer in the sand with black wingtips! Giant queen in a pork pie hat headed your way! Enormous polesmoker in beige plaid pants moving towards ya!

    No, not you John”

  13. Meshuggah Tits

    How did John manage to get his left arm to come in from the right side of the frame?

  14. Charlie Chan and the Case of the Missing Masseuse.

  15. “Yo, Jerry! Pizza guy is here.”

  16. Guy

    Filming a commercial.

    Let me guess – Krylon Black Spray paint?

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