He should do magic. He’d fit right in.

That Charlie Sheen look should really pay off for him.

Fucking love The Cure.

When you walk into his closet you go immediately blind from the glare of sparkles & satin shine.
I like that in a man….just so long as it doesn’t escalate into Richard Simmons type fashions.

David Copperfield’s looking horrible these days.

You guys ever just bedazzle the shit out of a perfectly good blazer and then wear it to work at the office? I do.

Shouldn’t he be at the “From Something To Nothing” premiere ?

The dude every woman is afraid will show up when she responds to a ‘personals’ ad.

Pound shop Ken

Real All-Star cast over there. The white chick with the freak ass, the white dude who dresses like David Copperfield . . .

Is he actually invited to all these events, or does he just show up?

The Grinch Who Stole Hot Topic

This guy is actually spoofing someone else, isn’t he?

He has mad scientist hair.

The something from nothing mantra rings so true.

Alright, it is time to box him back up and put him back wherever he has been for the last 20 years. My guess, the homeless shelter.

It’s called the AIDS diet I think.

I’m to cool for school; I’m leaving 21 Jump Street, sorry to all my fans

He looks like some kind of an insect. Like a dung beetle.

Must be auditioning for the lead in the new Phil Spector biopic.

WTF is Richard Grieco doing at the Art of Rap?

I was like …Emilllllliiiiooooo!

Guess who’s been hanging out with Mickey Rourke.