Fun fact: John Stamos is a fucking shithead.

The black ladies all love an air banjo

You’ve seen my revolting ‘outie’ belly button on tv, but you tribal people still think it’s sexy, right?

“I have a little lint on my pubes. Can you work on that?”

Still hot !

“Hi Rhianna, you want it in the eye, or in the gut?”

it’s a reality show, right?

Is swallowing on an empty stomach bad?

So, Ms. Sykes, are you sure you aren’t interested in men?

To the new guys on the set, If a chick has a wire running down her right ear she’s probably security, she is not up for your lame “Yo baby, you lookin’ fine” kinda game. She’s on the job and has more important things to do. So just move on.

“He skirted his load right here.”

Does that guy in the background want to kill him or what?

just to confirm – he is playing the lead male role, yes?

“Gosh, I apologize for the remark. Someone told me that if you offer a black woman $5 to feel her ass, she’ll take it as a compliment and let you do it for free. How about $10?”

I want you to rub it just like this

My Man Is A Loser? So it’s a John Stamos biopic?

That’s a surprisingly small ass…

My ass is bigger and shapelier (never thought I’d say that).