1. Food is clearly winning.

  2. DeucePickle

    Those poor vest buttons

  3. Johnny P!

    A monument to excess.

  4. it had to be said

    Hey fucko, don’t you have a live iguana or something to eat?

  5. rican

    Wilmer Valderrama! The fuck happened to you?

  6. cc

    Rebelling against his image as a mild-mannered copier repair man, he purchased three tough looking bracelets.

  7. I don’t think he ever recovered from the cancellation of “Eight Is Enough.”

    And then this Adam Richman person ate him.

  8. Grand Poobah

    The iphone is pretty low cal, you should try it,,, its great when your ass starts ringing later too

  9. flatspotting

    Less walking around more Man VS Fooding dammit.

  10. willynilly

    Nice hair piece in the front dude! It looks fake as hell!! At least thin it out a little so it looks natural! The hairline is way to thick!

  11. First Jonah Hill and now Turtle. These guys just can’t resist Krispy Kreme’s siren call.

  12. Raaaaaaaa

    the god-awful fat person jeans speak for him

  13. tlmck

    Still laughs every time he hears his ring tone “If I were a rich man…”.

  14. EricLr

    I don’t think this all-lard cleanse is working.

  15. “I don’t know what they call these things, but dang, every once in a while it makes a funny noise and when I push on a button a little tiny person inside of it talks to me.”

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