Food is clearly winning.

Those poor vest buttons

A monument to excess.

Hey fucko, don’t you have a live iguana or something to eat?

Wilmer Valderrama! The fuck happened to you?

Rebelling against his image as a mild-mannered copier repair man, he purchased three tough looking bracelets.

I don’t think he ever recovered from the cancellation of “Eight Is Enough.”

And then this Adam Richman person ate him.

The iphone is pretty low cal, you should try it,,, its great when your ass starts ringing later too

Less walking around more Man VS Fooding dammit.

Nice hair piece in the front dude! It looks fake as hell!! At least thin it out a little so it looks natural! The hairline is way to thick!

First Jonah Hill and now Turtle. These guys just can’t resist Krispy Kreme’s siren call.

the god-awful fat person jeans speak for him

Still laughs every time he hears his ring tone “If I were a rich man…”.

I don’t think this all-lard cleanse is working.

Food > Man

“I don’t know what they call these things, but dang, every once in a while it makes a funny noise and when I push on a button a little tiny person inside of it talks to me.”