Hmph, a homemade hovercraft…if I was him, I’d get Selena on there and have a real blast.
Welcome to the gun show, huh? Roll those sleeves up so we can see.
Please, Please, PLEASE be the next James Dean!
Fuck that, we’d have to wait like 6 more years, and then we’d have to hear about his “wasted talent” for the next 50 years after that. I’ll be perfectly happy when he goes the way of all the dweebs from all the boy bands no one remembers the names of. A piano can fall on his head after he reaches obscurity though, that would be pretty cool.
El Homo what?
“And then it went off all over my face like this!”
Dammit, I just bought stock in Flowbee – and now I see he just gets that fabulous upsweep from the Dustbuster next to his chair.
Biebs doing his mandatory monthly treatment of Usher’s crotchal burning sensation.
I don’t think there is a spanish translation for what Justin screamed when he hit that nozzle, but the japanese call it “Bukkake”.
He has a very good, well practiced, two-hand technique I see…
This is what happens when one goes into the barbershop and says, “Gimme the KD Lang.”
oh my god, you guys! my balls just dropped!
Justin, that is neither how one gives — nor gets, for that matter — a blowjob.
Would’ve been a better outcome had that been a jet engine.
so I shoot my load like this, and then her eyes get all big like this!!
So much for the pretense of being heterosexual.
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