The exact moment when he got a chip on his shoulder

That is one lucky cheek!

And . . . boner. Good job, kid.

They don’t call ‘em “Funbags” for nothin’, Junior!

Is this about the crazy guy who plays the piano?

That confusing stage when you don’t know if the boobs are making you hungry or horny.

Youth is wasted on the young.

Damn, she is still sexy as hell.

“You’re not getting your hands on this one, Brangelina.”

“Wait until you see what he can do with his fist…”

Is mumba a horizontal dance?

“look lady I said I aint Webster.. oh fuck it”

Must not stare. Must not stare. Must not stare.

Because titty cheek is every kid’s right of passage.

It’s rare to capture on film the moment a boy gets his first boner.

She’s still fucking sexy.

Looking like a rich man’s Rihanna here…5 head be damned..

This is part of the rest-a-breast on an inner city youth charity drive.

This is part of the rest-a-breast on an inner city youth charity drive. They do good work.

He asked for a motorboat…