superficial

  1. You know that feeling when the blood pressure cuff feels like it’s going to cut off your arm?

    Mhm, yeah.

  2. cc

    See previous remarks about the limitations of Lululemon.

  3. your mom

    “Bitch, I will cut you!”

  4. K-Tron

    “Is this making you want to commit some human rights atrocities? Apparently, I’m okay with that”

  5. j/k

    I put on yoga pants to distract you from my face.

  6. Grand Poobah

    that spandex is in overdrive man, if she blows a seam it could cause a traffic accident from behind (or at least something from behind)

  7. Perplexity

    Billy Bob Thornton does not appreciate you checking out his ass.

  8. dontkillthemessenger

    The ass of a 20 year-old.

    The face of a 20 year-old’s mom.

  9. Hank E. Ring

    That guy has a really nice ass!

  10. Evil Monkey

    She looks like a even more intimidating female version of Clint Eastwood.

  11. Bruno

    She has an amazing body.

  12. El Jefe

    Body amazing, face not so much. Decisions decisions.

  13. Coyote

    I got your “Million Dollar Baby” Right Here

  14. Ollie

    Sarah Connor?

  15. iamahomelessman

    Someone photoshopped Tom Brady’s face on Gisele’s body.

  16. That is one fine Cardassian.

  17. tlmck

    I’d schwank that.

  18. journalschism

    Tommy Lee Jones with a nice ass.

  19. elkosteve

    He must work out.

  20. I don’t give a fuck. I would wreck that ass.

  21. King Diamond

    Matt Damon looks like he lost some weight

  22. EricLr

    I wonder what the PSI rating is on those pants.

  23. This girl is athletic. She can run like this, which I would totally do, but I’m so busy with work and all.

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/07/hilary_swank_running-340_234.jpg[/img]

  24. Huh?

    We’ve been spotted.

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